Oh, I know a guy....

Yesterday evening, Jim, Benjamin (age 11) and I were hanging out talking and goofing around on FaceBook.  Somehow, we got on the topic of Benjamin driving to school.  Here was the short, but hilarious conversation:

Benjamin:  "I'm gonna drive to school when I get into high school."
Jim: "What are you gonna drive?"
B: "A Pontiac"
Me in my mind: "WHAT THE HELL?!?!?  A Pontiac?  Where did he get this?"
J: "Where you gonna get this Pontiac?"
B: "Oh, I know a guy." "Grandad."
All: LAUGHTER!

I really don't know where B came up with this, but it certainly was a funny conversation!